Bird Box (2018) Movie Review

So, we’re going to be talking about what is at the moment, Netflix’s biggest fad.  It led to a strange internet meme involving blindfolds, and contains Sandra Bullock, so I have a reason to pay attention.  This is Bird Box. Set in a post-apocalyptic world that brought back memories of a quiet place (no pun intended), our story revolves around a woman named Malorie (Bullock) … Continue reading Bird Box (2018) Movie Review

Con Air (1997) Movie Review

AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! *inhales* AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! Lets talk about Con Air Con Air isn’t just any old action film, it’s an action film that literally walks on top of a fence.  One 1 side of the fence is the action film that is taken seriously, and on the other is the action film that is so over the top, stupid and cartoony in execution, that the sole purpose … Continue reading Con Air (1997) Movie Review

Empire Of The Sun Movie Review

About 18 years before he became 1 of the best interpretations of Batman not to be named Michael Keaton, Kevin Conroy and Adam West (Yes, lets go down that route, for pure self-deprecating cheese, nobody can top the awesomeness of the ‘West), Christian Bale was a child actor who already had 2 movie credits to his name, even if 1 was a TV Period Drama … Continue reading Empire Of The Sun Movie Review